Enjoy the Only Kind of SFW Porn with Tastemaker Hannah Hart
My Drunk Kitchen’s Hannah Hart doesn’t just turn down the shades, she puts them on for this deep dive into the world of Food P0rn. Literally. She’s wearing sunglasses. With all the hot, sticky, gooey goodness these photos are laying down, she probably needed a barrier of protection from full frontal food action.
Viewers be warned: while these saucy photos are definitely safe for work, we can’t guarantee they are safe for your appetite. One peek, and you might find yourself overcome with insatiable cravings. But why abstain, when it feels so good to indulge? Trust us, every image is tastefully done. Pun intended.
Hart herself defines food porn as beautiful pictures of delicious food. So really, you’re salivating over an odyssey of beauty. What’s more pleasurable than that? She pits poached eggs over polenta against a Doughnut Plant donut. Molcajete sauce against bright green, chunky Guacamole. We’re sorry – need a minute? We’ll wait.
Now where were we? Ah yes, Italians. We dare you to not cry out in ecstasy “that’s amore!” when you see the Italian dishes she reviews. Need an extra second or two? We promise not to tagliatelle. Oops, slipped another pun in.
We don’t eat and tell, so you will just have to watch the video to see the one dish from which even sunglasses can’t protect Hannah. Let’s just say it involves hot fudge.
So pull the curtains, loosen your belt a few notches and let our Tastemaker guide you through food porn. And don’t be a selfish food lover. If you have a favorite piece of food porn, tell us. Sharing is caring, after all.
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He must be from Queens.
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It all makes sense now….
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I feel like this nearly every time I stay home o n the weekends…
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Who needs digital cameras when you can have a Vivitar!
Vivitar, if old people ruler the world.
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Buy me this
